Like Indian Outlaws

A few weeks ago at work I got a mystery number call on my cell and picked it up. Most people ignore these, but most of you know, I'm way to curious for that. The voice on the other end asked me if I remembered entering for Tim McGraw tickets (no, not really) and informed me I had won 2 VIP passes and 2 tickets. Hello karma is that you?!?! All my best girl friends were out of town, so I took one of my guy best friends, Ringer (but if you ask my ex's mother, she'll tell you we're dating—we're not).

We had a ridiculous time! We witnessed–

Over 700 sundresses bought at Target, paired with cowgirl boots
At least 7 people who were being held up by friends
5 babies being made
1 mother, being held up by her daughter
1 little person
1 man who passed out on a blanket that wasn't his
and this one man who managed to piss himself before Tim ever performed.



It was by far the best people watching I've done in quite a long time. If you ever get the chance to see Tim live—do it. If not for his music, just to see his fans. They're a rowdy bunch and they do it up right when it comes to the tailgating. Especially these 2 crazy kids...




KL

Drinking and Dialing

Oh cell phones. We can't live (classy) with them, but Lord knows we can't live without them! Text messaging was probably the death of dating. Messages get easily misunderstood, lost in a scramble, and T9 word is bound to make a fool of you.

On Fridays and Saturdays text messages become dangerous for some. If your not careful good ole' liquid courage will encourage you to send things that would make you blush any other day of the week (which can make it a good thing)—or as I ran into this weekend, they can make you look like a real ass. Texting under these conditions is acceptable only if you can refrain from looking like a fool, which most people can't accomplish.

Note: Truth be told I started this conversation, but as you will see, this jerk swiftly ended it.

Ways to Look Dumb via Text 101:

Dumb: Yea I'm with this hot b*** named (I will save her dignity here)
Smart: Ok well that's great.
Dumb: Yep she hotter than u
Smart: Ok well that's great too.
Dumb: We can still kick it sometime if u want.

First off, your grammar is guaranteed to be awful under these circumstances (see text 3). Secondly, if this girl ever got a hold of your phone and noticed you politely referred to her as a hot b***, I'm sure (hopefully) it'd be the last time. Also, the only time you tell a girl that the new girl your with is hotter than her is when she's really not. Oh yeah, Vanilla Ice called and he's still up to "kick it" sometime, but this gal is not.

Darius Rucker says it best....


Happy Friday ya'll!

KL