Happy Adoptiversary!

Well, we made it! For 365 days, I've managed to keep my little 7 lb, furless rat alive! A year ago yesterday, I was rocking a good buzz and enjoying a pumpkin beer at Hair of the Dog. My parents' dog, Harley, had recently passed away and I was really longing for a new four-legged friend. In my moment of fuzzy judgement, I hopped on craigslist mobile and skimmed through the "pets" section and there he was! The tiniest, squirrel-looking dog I had ever seen. I emailed the poster and she immediately responded that we could meet the following day. The next day (which was a year ago today), the teary foster mom showed up at my apartment with this scared, grey puppy. After promising multiple times I would take great care of him (could I really? I wasn't totally sure), I gave her the adoption fee and she left. Just like that, I had my first pet (besides my fish.) Holy crap. What did I just do? Through much trial and error, I eventually figured most of it out and the rest is history.

Our first of MANY pictures together! He looks a little worried about this.

Most people know I'm pretty obsessed with the little guy, and anyone that has ever adopted a rescue pet knows why. They are just so anxious for love and attention that once you get to know each other, you realize you've never felt so loved by anything or anyone yourself. They have the uncanny ability to bring so much joy to your life you never knew was missing. As the saying goes, "Who rescued who?!"

For anyone that has the money, space, and time for a furry friend, I highly recommend adopting a rescue and below are some of my local favorite rescues. If there's a particular type of animal you're looking for, you can usually search for breed specific rescues and they often will transport dogs even if they're not in your city.

1. A Paw and a Prayer Dog Rescue 
2. Trooper's Treasure's
3. Pet Placement Center
4. DREAM Dachshund Rescue

Also check out the local shelters, McKamey Animal Center and Humane Educational Society or www.petfinder.com usually has a good combination of all of the above!

But before you do, I beg you, PLEASE consider whether or you really have the time for a pet. They have to pee...a lot, and if you leave them home alone too much, say goodbye to your new blinds!

Also, the money. Geeze. Pets are expensive. Between shots and monthly heartworm, flea and tick prevention, it really can start to add up. If you're not sure if you can afford a pet, call a vet and ask about what types of monthly/yearly medicine, shots and treatments to expect. I had Jax for 2-3 months and he went into anaphylactic shock. A trip to the ER vet (RIVER) and $800 later, they saved his life. Without the treatment, he would have undoubtedly died. If you just balked at that...a dog probably isn't for you, because the animal will either be put to sleep OR some saint of a vet is going to decide to help save pet's life and let someone else adopt it once it's well again.

And I promise you, if you choose to adopt and then down the road I see you post that poor baby on Facebook because you realized, "You just don't really have the time/money/space/patience/competence/etc.." I am judging you in the worst way. I know life happens and circumstances change, but all too often I see people (even friends of mine) who just didn't think it through, and that drives me NUTS!

So yes, pets are time consuming and expensive (much more than I probably realized!); but at the end of a long, bad day, coming home to someone who doesn't judge you, could never hate you and is excited to see you no matter what you've done, it's totally worth it.

Last but not least, what is my big, bad guard dog so afraid of??? 




The coffee pot...sigh.

 Spay and neuter your pets, ya'll!

Kerri

Long Time No See

Well, hello there good looking! Have we met before? I'm Kerri—and you are?

For the last, oh I don't know, 6 months, I have been living a rather fulfilling life, with plenty keeping me busy at work and in my personal life. For the most part, much of it has been positive—but something has been missing, and I couldn't put my finger on what it was.

Maybe, just maybe, it's because the last time I wrote a blog was July 23...2012. Is that right? Are they sure? Surely that's some technological error. Nope. For over 13 months, I haven't written a single word on this blog about my crazy and often times unbelievable life experiences. I guess we figured out what's been missing.

In true Kerri fashion, life has still been a madhouse (as usual), and I missed writing about it. I don't really care if people read it, although I think most find it rather entertaining, something about getting it out there in the forever-land of the internet just makes it much more enjoyable. So often, it makes me smile and laugh to go back and read the things I felt were important long ago.

I also turn 25 in a little over a week tomorrow. When did that happen? I remember turning 21(okay well some of turning 21) and joking about how the next birthday I have to look forward to was 25 when my car insurance drops. Well, apparently I blinked and yesterday, I bought my first homeowner's insurance policy and my agent got all excited to tell me, "Oh hey! Your 25th birthday is almost here...insurance drops!" Shit.

Those 4 years went by fast, and I have no doubt that the next 5 between now and the dirty 30 will go by even faster, but be just as entertaining.

What's changed? Well if you are my friend on any form of social media you know I'm a mom to a four-legged over grown rat named Jax. He's actually an Italian-Doxie that I rescued a year ago and he weighs in at a whopping 7 lbs. He's a "blue", has the worst breath you've ever smelt, and basically has no fur to speak of and he's much more popular than I ever thought about being. I can't take him anywhere without him stealing the show. I'm also rather obsessed with him. He's like a non-furry four-legged child.

Jax and his beloved "Stinky"

At some point a few months ago, I also got talked into buying a house (say what?), thanks Kelly Nelson! Never in my life did I think I'd own a house at 24, but things just kind of fell into place and here I am, with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, a mailbox (that E put in for me!), a yard I actually have to mow and toilets that I actually have to fix shall they happen to break.

I say ALL of this to say—we have some catching up to do dear blog and some exciting stories and times ahead of us!

-K<3

That Crap is for the Birds

I have lots of random connections to the romance romeo novelist Nicholas Sparks.

When I was 14, The Notebook came out and my boyfriend at the time took me to see it for our first date. Like everyone else who saw that movie, the whole "If you're a bird, I'm a bird." became "our thing." I remember when I had my wisdom teeth out, he borrowed money from his mom to buy me a pair of Roos, those shoes with the zipper pocket on the side. The shoes didn't fit, so I exchanged them. He told me later he had written "our quote" on a piece of paper and stuck it in the pocket. I still laugh when I think about whoever ended up with those shoes and them finding that piece of paper.

I also have some very special friends who live in the quaint town of New Bern, NC right down the street from Sparks, and they even drove me past his house once.

I'm also a fan of his lovey dovey stuff, so when I heard Sparks was speaking at the SHE Expo in Chattanooga, I thought it would be fun to go and get a book signed. Luckily, so did my friend Sarah, and thanks to the kindness of a friend of a friend, I had my nifty new scooter to help make the adventure easier.

I rolled right up to him on my decked out Hello Kitty scooter and got my book signed.

So what do I say to the man who can bring me to tears with words on a page and writes about the type of love women around the world swoon over? Well based on the picture the TFP snapped, my face said...

"I love your books, but I kind of think they're full of sh*t."

 (Photo cred. to TFP. Sorry, but I'm not paying $5 for this)

What I really said was, "I love your town, New Bern." They had warned us not to strike up conversations, so I tried to resist, but you can't just stand there awkwardly and say nothing. But I'm sure he will forever have ingrained in his mind, the vision of that girl in lovely, riverside Chattanooga on her scooter, and just knowing she had a Sparks worthy love story hidden deep inside. Okay, so now I'm full of it, but a gal can dream!

So there you have it. My meeting with Nicholas Sparks in true Kerri fashion.

“The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it...” ― Nicholas Sparks, At First Sight

not a bird,

scoot

Big Girl Panties

"Put your big girl panties on and deal with it."

That's a phrase that's stuck with me since college. While images of walking around in granny panties was the first thing that came to my mind the first time I read it, this phrase has come in handy for me, especially the past week or so.

Long (really long) story short-I'm unattached and so is my fibula...

Yep. A broken ankle. I'd rather not get into the "why and how" of the previous events, because that's not the point, but there you have it.

I hate crying, but I do it a lot when I'm frustrated. For example, recently the following inconsequential events led me to tears:

1. Seeing the nurse bring crutches in my room. I suddenly realized that I actually broke a bone. I'm not sure why this was Earth shattering, as the break was pretty obvious, but at the time I felt pretty pathetic.

2. Falling/tripping...a lot. I realized that if I'm not graceful on my own two feet, I'm sure as hell not graceful on crutches.

3. Doors shutting in my face because I can't hold them open is the ultimate "screw you."

4. While I've been incredibly blessed to have family and amazing friends (Todd Shirley shoutout!), those late-at-night moments when I was truly alone just kind of sucked.

Bucket Lists and Blue Lights


So as you can see, lots of stupid stuff has just brought on the waterworks lately. Luckily, Sunday night I had my "come to Jesus."

A local news station reported around 10pm that due to some rare solar flare, it was possible that states as far South as Alabama may be able to see the Northern Lights. Considering that's on my bucket list, I figured why not knock it out in my hometown if I could?!

So at 10:30-ish, I grab my crutches and jump in the car....alone. Not really knowing where I could get a great view without having to get out, I decide my best bet is to just head up Lookout Mountain.

Halfway up, I realize how dark it is up there at night (I know - no shit, Sherlock.) I start driving rather slowly, making sure I find the road that heads to Point Park - my first idea for a good view. It's so dark that I miss the right turn, but see it last minute and do that thing where you sort of stop, but realize it's going to require a turn-around. I also realize there's a cop sitting at the stop sign.

Of course, I take off slowly, trying to decide my plan of action, which is immediately screwed when the cop turns and starts to follow me. I've only been pulled over twice in my life, so this quickly made me a nervous wreck.

I try to act cool and decide I'll just drive and act like I know where I'm going, that way I don't seem so shady cruising the fancy neighborhood in my Saturn Ion...surely my bike rack makes me rich and preppy, right? Well, maybe it did, until I ended up driving straight into the parking lot of Rock City. Shit- nowhere to go from here.

I just stopped in the road - lost. Not terribly lost, but obviously lost. Sure as hell, he turns on those dreaded blue lights. Double shit.

He comes to the car, flashlight on, and asks me if I'm lost.

Just imagine this cop's face when I try to explain to him I'm driving up Lookout Mtn. to see the Northern Lights. As the words come out of my mouth, I felt the quick grip in my throat, the one signaling I was about to cry. Cry because I've got a broken ankle, broken heart and I just wanted to see the freaking Northern Lights...in Tennessee...and now I drove my hobbling ass up here alone and got lost...and I realize the whole thing sounds ridiculous.

But suddenly, that quote about pulling on large panties jumped in my head. I knew if I started crying and blubbering about the Northern Lights, this cop was likely to send me on the next bus to Moccasin Bend. So I pulled up my big girl panties, pushed the lump in my throat down and just told him I got turned around in the dark. Sure, he was skeptical of my astrological scavenger hunt at first, but he eventually just pointed me in the right direction and let me be on my way. Whew.

I wrote this whole long thing to say this-  while it was probably crazy to drive up there to get a glimpse of the Northern Lights, it made me realize that alone or not, broke ankle or not, that's life sometimes-and life can be tough (and definitely a hell of a lot tougher than this), but you just have to pull up your big girl panties (or boxer briefs) and deal with it.

Is it okay to have a 60-second-pity party and cry all alone on the couch when shit hits the fan? Oh yeah! But only if you dry it up, swallow your pride and move on.

I never did see the Northern Lights thanks to the clouds blanketing the city, but I'll mark it off the list one day, either alone or with whoever God has picked out for me.

Gimpy K

Down In the Unemployment Line

I don't like for anything in life to sneak up on me. I've rarely ever been surprised in my life, and I like to think I see everything coming, which is why the morning of April 16 wasn't quite as world-shattering as it could have been.

Parking was first. I vividly remember the hell that ensued when my co-workers and I got the email that budget cuts needed to be made and our convenient, free, downtown parking was first to go. I knew that was the first red flag. Then, like a scene out of Office Space, people in suits I had never seen before were walking the halls. Investors. We're in trouble now.

My co-workers will tell you that for the past few months I've been a female Tom Smykowski. I speculated for weeks it was coming and Monday morning the email finally came. A big weekly meeting was postponed, because another "meeting" had to take place. Crap. Here we go. Then, my friend who was the most recently hired came to my desk. She had a call to be in a special meeting at 10 a.m. The tears started about here. Then, my phone rang. I didn't even ask questions when the receptionist told me to be at the mandatory meeting at 10 a.m.- I just started crying.

People tried to assure us that this wasn't it, but as a group of us headed to the meeting it was awkwardly silent, and we all just nodded our heads at each other signifying we knew.

I wish I could say I held it together and didn't ugly cry through the entire meeting, but that would be a lie. This was my first "big girl" job and definitely my first time ever losing a job. I don't even think it was the fact I was being laid off, but more the realization that my months of having a hunch it was going down was finally a reality. Then, the thought of all my bills hit me one by one. And finally, the thought of having to pack a box of my stuff and leave all my friends who were being told as we were laid off that cuts had to be made and we were those cuts.

I find great peace and humor knowing that once my computer was unlocked and some of my co-workers accessed my email, they saw that my final email laughed. They laughed because I knew that after the meeting my computer would be locked up, so my final email included my portfolio, resume and other personal documents that I sent to myself.

Being laid off is an emotional roller coaster. At first I was sad. Then, happy to be free. Then, you get that last paycheck and turned down for the first job you thought you had in the bag and you're just bitter. But each day gets a little better, and luckily, I have a large network of fabulous friends and family who have forwarded on a lot of good leads. I've also found I'm much less reserved when it comes to reaching out to people I don't know just to network.

I know something bigger and better is out there waiting for me. I just have to find it. Until then, I'll camp out in coffee shops with free wi-fi and follow-up on job leads. If you have any, send them my way!

Gratefully yours, K

Ink-Be-Gone

Well friends, time to dust off the old blog and start again. However, life has changed some. I'm not so single these days, which means I'll be writing less about my relationship and more about life along the way or other people's relationship qualms (when they request it.) While I do have a pretty awesome man in my life, I still check "single" on my tax return, so alas—SITLC lives on!

My return blog is nothing too exciting or opinionated like past posts, but instead, a domestic magic trick I heard about and decided to test this weekend.

During the Victoria's Secret Semi-Annual Sale, I snagged an awesome hot pink bra for $20. As I was paying, I noticed the bra had two vicious looking ink stains on them and was totally disheartened. Every woman knows what a deal the Semi-Annual Sale is, but finding more than one of the same item in your size just doesn't happen. The lady in line behind me told me to use hairspray to get the ink out, so I decided I would risk it and try it later.

Fast forward from December to err—February—and I decide to try it!


One of the disappointing ink stains before...




Can of Tresemme' Hairspray I had on hand, which I sprayed directly onto the stain and wiped with a cloth.






And voila! Bye bye ink stain! Hello, awesome ink-free steal! (The hairspray did eventually dry and is unseen.)



Slightly domestically yours,
K

Love Ain't No Fairytale

I recently started attending services at Calvary Chapel and have really enjoyed it. They're doing a 4-week study, led by Andy Stanley, called "The New Rules of Love, Sex, and Dating" and last night was the first part. I highly encourage you to listen to Part 1 before reading this, but if you can't, this is basically going to be about what I got from it last night. It's not super preachy and I think most of it applies to people who don't believe in God.

I want to start by saying this: Usually after I post a blog, people ask me if it's about them, or if they're boyfriend told me to write it, or they assume it's about a particular relationship of mine. The truth is this:

1. A lot of what I write about IS based on what I'm going through, but I also write blogs about things people ask me to discuss.
2. A lot of you think my blogs are about you-and they probably are, because a lot of you are going through the same things as me.
3. If you think it applies to you and you don't like the way it applies to you...change it.

Moving on...last night was about "The Right Person Myth". You know, that whole fairytale load of crap about how you find Mr./Mrs. Right and suddenly everything else in your life is right? Yea it's a bunch of bull.

The first point he made was that people he refers to as "sport/recreational/serial daters" won't like his series, because they're not looking for anything serious. You do you. But the important point, that stuck like a knife was this, "The PRESENT will be your PAST which will be PRESENT in your FUTURE." In other words, what you're doing now will end up coming up in your life/marriage later. There's no judgment passed on what you're doing now, but just remember, it doesn't go away. Skeletons in the closet anyone? I know it hearing that dusted off some of mine. Note: My blogs are read by approximately 200 people and I guarantee 95% of you just said, "Oh my gosh! She's talking about me!" But it's not coming from me...it's coming from Andy. Even when I heard it, I thought, "How does he know?!" Well, he explained that.

Andy talks about how people think they have this unique, untouchable, never told before love that no one else has ever experienced, but this truth is...it's not. He says, "Your relationship isn't unique, it's a well-worn, predictable path..." And they are. Which is why when you hear this stuff, you think it directly applies to you, but it applies to everyone.

Now back to the "right" person. We fall for that fairytale and then end up marrying that fairytale and when the chemistry wears off, there's nothing left. You can have chemistry with anyone. You can feel sparks fly with someone you meet for 10 minutes, but the truth is, you can't have a relationship with just anyone...that takes actual effort, not just chemistry.

Andy's big point is this—you're not going to find the right person until you start focusing on becoming the right person. When he said this, that's when I knew I've been doing this whole thing wrong. I've been looking for the right guy, when really I should be making sure I'm right for the right guy.

You've got to be the kind of person the person you are looking for is looking for.

You want someone trustworthy and faithful and responsible, but are you that person? Would that person be attracted to the person you are right now? Something to ponder. And if you're not those things that you're searching for in another, what made you that way?

I have no answers on this one. I'm still soaking it all in. I hope you spend the 50 minutes to watch Part One, if not I hope my blog explained it, but if you have more specific questions, feel free to ask me at kerrigasskd@gmail.com. This series has 3 weeks left to it and if you missed the first night, you won't be lost if you want to jump in, so if you're interested in going next week, let me know!

Not hunting, not seeking, but becoming,
K