Urban Dictionary has pages of definitions for the word "creep", but this one is my favorite.
creep(noun or verb)
A man or woman who breaks social rules in an odd or frightening way.
Lately, I've encountered my fair share of creeps.
Like the guy whose calls and texts I ignored for a week (because he tried to convince me he trains soldiers in Africa) and when I accidentally decide to answer a number I don't recognize he says:
"Hey I'm at the store looking for something to mix with my hummus to flavor it. What do you think?"
Really?!?
Or the guy who I met only one time and his only requirements for our first "date" were that it included booze and happened at my place. What about taking a girl out in public...sober? Needless to say that never happened.
My friends have enjoyed my creepin' stories and I must say they've made for some quality entertainment, but can the next one not be a creep, please? That's what Craigslist dating is for? (sidenote:I caught my ex doing that once, really)
Better luck this weekend. In the mean time, creepers will keep on creepin'!
I'm liking your little blog. :) Creeps are terrible...also, I love the Lonely Island video with Nicki Minaj.
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