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Friday, May 6, 2011

Do the Creep

Urban Dictionary has pages of definitions for the word "creep", but this one is my favorite.

creep(noun or verb)
A man or woman who breaks social rules in an odd or frightening way.

Lately, I've encountered my fair share of creeps.

Like the guy whose calls and texts I ignored for a week (because he tried to convince me he trains soldiers in Africa) and when I accidentally decide to answer a number I don't recognize he says:

"Hey I'm at the store looking for something to mix with my hummus to flavor it. What do you think?"

Really?!?

Or the guy who I met only one time and his only requirements for our first "date" were that it included booze and happened at my place. What about taking a girl out in public...sober? Needless to say that never happened.

My friends have enjoyed my creepin' stories and I must say they've made for some quality entertainment, but can the next one not be a creep, please? That's what Craigslist dating is for? (sidenote:I caught my ex doing that once, really)

Better luck this weekend. In the mean time, creepers will keep on creepin'!

1 comment:

  1. I'm liking your little blog. :) Creeps are terrible...also, I love the Lonely Island video with Nicki Minaj.

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